I like my sex mixed with concussions.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Randomize
