oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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