Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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