yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
we're making bets on your personal life
We are two peas in an std pod
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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