is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's never too late to be topless.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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