Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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