Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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