i would punch a child for taco bell
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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