some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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