problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there's paper in my vomit.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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