I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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