You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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