Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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