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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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