Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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