i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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