Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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