oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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