If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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