is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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