I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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