return my video game
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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