i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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