Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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