My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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