nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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