Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Randomize
