Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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