This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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