I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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