Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude i'm inner monologue high
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Bring me that man meat
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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