it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
BRING THE BAGELS
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
