Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
