Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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