We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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