Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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