obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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