called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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