this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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