I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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