You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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