This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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