There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
