I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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