Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Randomize
