let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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