So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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