Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
