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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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