today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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