The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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