I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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