i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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