By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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