i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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