Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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