He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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