also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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