8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
